GOT POOPY IN MY PANTS
Just left church, we had a wonderful service now I'm ready to get home & eat my wifes sweet ass #praisethelord
Due to flooding, the White Rose Centre is unexpectedly to close. We expect to re-open around 1st September. Thank you for your patience
I'm surprised North Koreans can even see where Guam is you chinky eyed fucks
I know more about Navy Ships than the Generals do. Believe me, folks.
LIVE: @ant_crolla v @ricksterko final press conference! @JDOfficial @Betsafe #CrollaBurns
Lovin’ EVN group days. Great people. USA & EVN will manage the future succesfully. Sending troops to "Am Hof" #allothersarereallosers
I heard its Leslies 30th Birthday today, its gonna be great , its gonna be huge. HAPPY B30THDAY. Tell Mr. Byrd to check his email.
Andy Carrol argument with my mates. Guys top class. Don't care what any of the red fuckwitz say lol: #redscum
Ali Kerrigan is a massive pussy and needs to make plans for Saturday so he can watch me Ko Mayweather 👊🏻
Shout out to The Riverside Cafe Colnbrooke! You guys are awesome and serve the best breakfast in the whole world. 👊🏻
Went to Disneyland Paris because my wee jay daughter is obsessed with Mickey mouse, It was so excited when I got home and told it