Should I fire first of wait?
Robert Muller has just announced that is impossible for me to have colluded with the Russians because I don't have a fucking clue. #stupidbutinnocent
The guys at Active Green & Ross in Cambridge are the best around. Fixed my flat on the BEAST in record time. #awesomeservice #peteristhebest #allmybusiness #classact
Why are you biting your ring pop and why the fuck are we watching a 9/11 documentary.
I pulled out of NAFTA and TPP. I pulled out of the stupid Paris Climate Accord. America is WINNING again. I wish I had pulled out of Melania before Baron was conceived.#toomanyheirs
Rocket man take me by the hand and to the land that you understand. Wait Siri why are you turned on? Dont send this as a tweet
America first! 2018 Olympic curling GOLD! #wherescanada #noNAFTA #allmine
Jessica's butthole taste like that ranch dressing you can never find at the store.
going have sex w @HillaryClinton it would be juicy as my orange dorito
Curling Gold for Team USA Men! And they stood on the podeum, hands on hearts, singing our anthem. End the NFL and replace it with curling! Where men love the USA!
Curling Hold for Team USA Men! And they stood on the podeum, hands on hearts, singing our anthem. End the NFL and replace it with curling! Where men love the USA!
We need to take this black boi Reece back to Africa
hi guys its me donald the duck CHINA go follow @jakepaul
Have decided to self-identify as a woman, thus making myself the first female POTUS. #MadamPresident #Winning #MAGA
Talked to my top man jarrod, and he promised me that he is not a scurity risk.
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