Why tf my pp so small?
i run against the newer version of the annoying orange smh
Before Trump tweets it out no the lead singer of the Cranberries Delores O'Ridordan didn't have evidence on me and no she didn't kill herself at my hand..
@realDonaldTrump let’s fuck tonight it will feel reeeeeeal good 😏
People like Rick are just worthless and believe me America. I'm sorry he voted for me.
Bill wouldn't touch my #shithole either but I sure gave him a rim job. Boy do I feel cheated.
Just wondering if Trump will have Vladimir Putin as his guest speaker at the SOTU. Congratulations Donald. You have done what most of us thought was impossible. In only a year you have made Russia great again.
Barsik the cat is now mayor of the Russian city Barnaul. Well, this makes me wanna kill cats even more, they are evil, they work for the Russians.
Just had sex with Donald Trump... His hands are not the only thing that are small. #compensating
Who was it who offered to fuck me with a rusty chainsaw? Call me at (501) 555-GUSH.
Pardon me, anyone have any cheese crackers? With cheese, not peanut butter.
Iranians are so extremely Islamophobic. They should learn from us Liberals that Islam is a religion of peace. Liberals know everything. Liberals can't be wrong.