i ate lettuce today & farted
can drinking your dick off for me you better be fucking jerking on takeoff good for me for this little fucking cock little dumpster and fucking wants to come all over for me Mike your phone in the car from jerk if I can take off but I listen to what I'm telling you to do oh my Go
Dicks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes
The truth is revealed... I like Brian better than Scott. I'm sorry y'all.
The song 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica is so racist. It's about you entering the anal hole of Muslim. We should ban all heavy metal songs and listen to my songs instead.
cupcakKe's video Duck Duck Goose made me order a dildo @CupcakKe_rapper